Neon-green and turquoise glyphs rise across black linen — pyramids, eyes, and celestial forms woven into orbit.

It’s a pattern and a portal, part ancient broadcast, part cosmic joke.

What if the aliens never left?

What if the real secret of the pyramids was laughter?

Pyramid Scheme plays with myth, power, and perception.

A satire on secrets and systems — hierarchies dissolving into stardust.

Each line hums with both reverence and mischief, like a message that was never meant to be decoded.

Or maybe you already have.

To preserve the full visual narrative and energetic intention of each piece, all garments are sold only in sets.

Each design is created to flow across the body as a unified canvas; fragmenting it would dilute the work.

Of course, once you own the piece, you can always remix and reimagine it — but you’ll always carry a complete artwork in your wardrobe.

Fit: Gender-neutral, one-size-fits-most (S–L).

Please consult our size guide or reach out directly if you’re unsure — we’re happy to help.

Material: 100% lightweight linen — breathable and soft.

The shirt is cut from lighter linen for airflow, while the pants use a slightly thicker weave for structure and durability.

Production: Handcrafted and made-to-order by our studio team in Bali.

Note: Small variations in tone may occur due to batch dyeing and artisanal processes.

Shipping: Please allow 2–4 weeks for production and delivery.

Care: Hand wash recommended. Iron as needed. Avoid tumble drying to preserve embroidery and fabric quality.